I hate this fic. I'm debating whether or not to post it to FF.net because truly I can't stand it. My problem is right now that I want to write actual porn instead of intimacy and it's driving me nuts because I haven't seen my boyfriend in like five weeks and I want to get laid. fsdlfjslfsf

I would say I plan to go back and fix this fic later but every time I say that, it never gets done.

But here you are. PWP under the assumption that Thane and Shepard schedule themselves a regular, boring date. And there's amaretto.

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